Mike Young

Why I called myself Mike Young ? I was going to bars from the time I left home and sometime I would get checked for ID. One day I found a wallet with no money but a birth certificate for Michel Gordon Young. Age 23 . I was high on acid that day so I pocketed the wallet and went walking down Bank street. I don’t know what it was about being high but for some reason I always met people. That day or night as it was I met these two girls I don’t know where they came from but they eventually asked me my name . I don’t know why but I said I was Mike Young and I was 23. I showed them my ID to prove it . Being on acid and elusinating periodically I started lying when they asked questions. I told them I was living in the Crown Plaza hotel so they ask to tag along. This was like my diamond mine story all over again . I don’t know what I was thinking ! Maybe I had hope they would wander off but instead they walk with me toward the Crown Plaza to “my place”. To get a clear picture here I was dress in what we called at that time elephant pants with high platform boots and a jean jacket button half way with no shirt. If you’ve ever been to the Crown Plaza hotel its like the Sheraton hotel . So I wasn’t quite dress for the occasion but I elected to continue with this bluff. By now you figured out I didn’t even live there but here I was in the elevator with two girls heading for my room. The elevator ride seem to last an hour that was the effect of the drug. Finally the 10 floor where I said I had a room . We got off and walk towards nowhere really until I picked a room then fished into my pocket for the key. “Fuck” I said “I lost my key”. I don’t know what I thought I was going to get away with but I said lets go down to the front desk and get a new one. As they walked into the elevator I stepped backwards and the doors closed behind them. “Finally “I thought I was ride of them. Another elevator door open and I got in and as bad luck would have it seem to stop on every floor taking on more people each time. Again it seem to take an hour to get to the main floor . Here I was in my shirtless jean jacket surrounded by people in suits and evening dresses. I finally got to the main floor and left that building. I walked all the way to Overbrook that night where my parents now lived . I think I actually saw the devil that night that’s how bad I was elusinating. You probably think this would teach me a lesson to not do drugs anymore and stop lying! The truth was it was a rush! I wanted to do it again and since I still had the ID of Mike Young I decided Mike young was in for a lot of fun!